Cable Companies

Good heavens.......

My bill keeps going up, but they never give me anything new! They never say, here for your rapidly increasing debt... Have a channel or two. I don't ever get anything more from them.

Life Without

Is this just me, or...

Have people forgotten how to talk? I don't care what word you put on it, but... Banana Chips! People are creepy... Please, allow me to explain this to y'all.

How to Choose?

Picking a team...

When I was younger, my grandpa was the most amazing man I knew. He would drive grandma crazy, which not many could do...

Bows

Girls and their bows....... 

Kids... Why on earth do they even open their mouths? Sisters- I do believe are the worst about it... Not that I'm an expert on this matter, but I have already raised a set of boys. The boys were cake... Now I've got my girls... They are the mold that grows on the cake.

I Hate You.....

These are the words, I love to hear from my girls' room. 

No. Calm down... They don't have the balls to say that to me yet. That's just how loving exchanges between two sisters goes in my house. Mom asked them to clean their room. Dear Banana Chips!... You would think I dropped a mega spider in the middle of them and walked away.

Listening

Nobody listens...

I don't care how many times I say it or how I say it. Nobody ever listens!

Hair That I Lost Last Night...

Little girls love to play with hair....

Ladybug has just gotten to the point where she wants to braid my hair all the time. She tells me, "Momma I need to practice."